Quoooothhhhh Book

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Little boy:
It disappears mom.
Mother:
No it's a shadow.
Little boy:
No mom. The moon disappears.

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It doesn’t matter where you get your appetite, just as long as you eat at home.
Mike Sellars 

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Aha like there’s glass half full people, glass half empty. There needs to be a category of “There is 6 ounces of water in that cup
Heidi

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I don’t want to pay all that money just to see some fat girl sing.
Stephanie talking about Kelly Clarkson 

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Ouch my eyes it’s so bright…. *few seconds later* Omg I can’t read it, the screen! Ahhh! *finally dims the screen*
JD

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HAHA! An Imdb poster thinks Tommy Wisseau is a vampire, and somebody responded “Eet’s not true! Ah’m not a vampire! Eet’s boolsheet! Ah’m NOT… oh hai Mark.
Heidi 

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I wanted the title to be a place where important things happen. That’s why I called it “the” room instead of “a” room.
Tommy Wiseau 

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Make Her Proud

L:
I am overweight. Remember when you said just don't gain any more? I did. I wish my mom ate better and taught me to do the same thing from a really young age.
A:
Well she didn't so you'll have to teach yourself and make her proud.

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Shake it Out

S:
Lol I just think he's so like gorgeous and friendly and outgoing and active and I never felt like any of those things.
L:
Well you are those things, trust me. And if you don't feel as though you are, ask yourself... Do you even want to be those things? What is so great about being all that? And if you have an answer, then now you have time to work on them. But only if that's what you think will make you happier.

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Skye's Profile Pic

Was of her and her dad and I said Ahh tha fahja!, inspired by The Office... If you don't watch that show, just watch that episode. So good.
Skye's Dad:
Wow, me in your profile? What will your friends say? lol
Skye:
Apparently they say "Ahh tha fahja!"
Skye's Dad:
Yes, but I'm confused.. what language is that? ;)
Skye:
lol, it's sleep deprived, Florence loving, best friend language!

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Next time, value. Value yourself, your time, your money. When you value yourself here *lowers hand* people will value you here. When you value yourself here *raises hand* people will value you here. You are a smart, wonderful, beautiful, educated woman. Don’t value yourself down here. Okay? Just telling you that from my life experience.

Pegga

That made me cry.  Either because I’m on my period, I’m stressed about all my tests this week, or because it was coming from a beautiful successful woman that I am certain my mom led me to.  Thanks mom for continuously leading me to the right people in life.